AISubs v3.7
Yahoon, Tokaido, Bunkei, Notte, Taba, Toshimizu, Zou, Rike, Nojio, Zou, Mushi, Megane, Zou
YOU GUYS!
Huh?
You're always fighting like that!
Hehehehe
HUH?!
Ugh, shut up
You're the ones who're fighting, you idiots!
I thought we should make loud voices for smart people like you
If you say it like that, you're saying you don't know each other at all!
Yeah, it's a problem, right?
We say "separation competition" and make videos like that
And we get the impression that Bunkei is weak
But that's not true in the first place!
It's the same!
Yeah, that's not true
Bunkei doesn't make fun of others!
You guys make fun of me, don't you?
Hehehehe
That's not true...
Then Bunkei should make fun of you!
That's how it is!
It's the same, right?
The truth is that we're the same, so we're the same strength, right?
Right?
So this time, we're going to have a friendly competition, right?
Yeah
We're not going to decide who wins and loses, but we're going to have a competition to show that we're about the same and that there's no advantage in separation
Are you ready?
I'm ready
FROM THE TOP!
Hehehehe
I can't hear you because you're wearing a mask!
When you're talking to someone...
I didn't shave my beard today
I don't care!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
This is why...
*sigh*
Hold it down
Hehehehe
But it's not fun to watch either of us win or lose
What?
Even as entertainers, we want to have a competition to show that we're about the same and that there's no advantage in separation
So this time, we're not going to have a competition about who wins and loses
Depending on the judges, we're going to have a competition where we can tell who wins and loses
We're going to have a competition where we can tell who wins and loses
Like a figure skating competition?
We've prepared four judges this time
And we're going to have a friendly competition so that we can get a 2-2 rating
If we can safely separate the judges three times, we'll end this project
So let's do our best with the ones we've drawn
Yes!
START!
Here we go!
Yes!
Hehehehe
What's with your voice?
Are you a literary singer?
FOLLOW ME, I SAID!
Hehehehe
Do it for me!
Yes!
Let's go for it!
Yes!
I'm...
MONSTER!
This is simple. We have to do our best.
Yes, we have to do our best.
In terms of choice and quality, we will naturally talk about which one is better.
By the way, which one is it?
This time, I will talk about it.
Thank you.
And Toshimitsu is going to talk about literature.
Yes.
Judges, thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Look at me with equal eyes, regardless of whether you are literature or literature.
Yes.
Let's start with the winner of rock-paper- scissors.
Yes. The representative is Toshimitsu.
Come on.
Toshimitsu, you go first.
It's my pleasure.
Well...
What? What? Are you okay?
First of all, I would like to worry about you.
I will do my buddy Kameyama's face.
Your face?
Please.
You are good.
I know you.
You are good.
I know you sometimes.
Yes. Thank you.
I see.
As for me, this time, I will do what I think is the most similar, although it is not funny.
Yes.
Mushi-san, please.
What? Don't you have money in your company? Instead of that, do you pay with your beautiful face?
It's okay. It's common on the island.
That's it.
It's similar.
It's very similar, but it's not transmitted at all.
It's not transmitted at all.
Judges, please write which one you think is better.
Yes.
Let's announce it now.
Yes.
Please.
The winner of this game is...
Go!
Yes.
Go!
Yes.
Go!
Everyone will know it.
Yes.
You don't know "buddy," do you?
It's funny.
Recently, I've been listening to Kame-chan alone.
When I came back from a fast food restaurant, Kame-chan was always like this.
He had this face.
I got it.
It's funny.
It's "Nando no Koreniko."
Yes!
What is it?
It's amazing.
What is amazing?
It's crazy.
It's crazy that we finished it in three times.
Shall we go to the next one?
Yes.
The second round is...
Ta-dah!
Instagram photo.
Wow!
Instagram photo.
We will decide which one is "Instagram photo" here.
I see.
In this room.
I'm not good at this.
By the way, this is Ryo-kun's game.
I see.
It's hard to decide which one is "Instagram photo."
It's a battle.
It's a real battle.
It's a battle you can't take a step away from.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Oh, I see.
Then, it's me versus Ryo.
Yes.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors for a few minutes.
Yes.
Then, we will decide which one is "Instagram photo."
We've finished.
Yes, we've finished.
First, it's our "Instagram photo" of our management team.
Here.
Oh!
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you.
What?
There is a photo like this at Disney.
Yes.
Three girls taking a photo like this.
The one who is pointing at the person on the far left.
You found me.
Yes, then...
We will send it to the management team.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
It's a big break.
It's like a professional.
- This is hard. - I see.
- The genres are so different. - Yeah.
It's like punk rock and classic rock.
- They're different. - They're both good.
- They're both good music. - They're both good.
- This is what separating is all about. - For sure.
You collect votes
in different directions.
This might be an ideal pattern.
- I see. I understand. - You do? - Yes.
- Next up is the first bomb.
- Go. - Go!
- Well... - Go!
- Aaaaaah!
- Go! - Go!
- OK! - It's the subject of the video, isn't it?
- I was doing it with the image of three bad girls. - Yes.
- So, there is no excuse! - Yes.
- Wow, it's been a good game. - It's been a good game, really.
- Well, we couldn't do it once, and if we do it again, it will be difficult from now on. - That's right.
- Let's say it quickly. - Yes.
- The next game is this! - Ta-dah!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Osegawa lunch! - Oh!
- Cooking competition! - I know a little about this game.
- Why, why, why? - This time you guys have to do your best.
- I know a little about cooking. - I know a little about cooking.
- Well, you guys are going to make it here and judge it while watching the process of making it. - Yes.
- Who is going to do it? - This time it's me.
- Yes, I see. - Yes, I see.
- And our scriptwriter is Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- Yes, I see. - As expected of you.
- Toshimitsu doesn't have such a bad image. - No, if I know the process properly, I can make a delicious lunch at all.
- It's easy, so you don't have many points to miss. - That's right.
- Then let's get started! - Yes!
[Easy-to-make lunch]
It's an easy-to-make lunch.
When it comes to men's lunch, time is above all else.
It's not like we're setting the stove on fire on purpose, so I'd like to finish it in three minutes without using the stove this time.
First, heat up the frozen udon noodles.
It's been about three minutes.
- In the meantime, I'll make the sauce. - Yes.
This is already appropriate.
Vinegar, soy sauce.
It seems stupid for men to measure at one o'clock, so let's do it properly.
I wonder if the oyster sauce is a little too much.
And sesame oil and sugar.
I'll mix it up.
It's delicious.
Wow, you're fast!
I've arranged it.
If it were true, I could have done other work during this waiting time.
I'd like to do it for people who don't have much time.
I'll mix it up.
It's a little frozen inside.
Basically, it's okay for men to be frozen, so I mixed it up without thinking too much about it.
And green onions, sesame seeds, noodles and ontama.
- That's it! - Thank you for your hard work!
By the way, this is my oiled udon noodles.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It looks delicious! - It looks delicious!
If you don't have LINE, don't look at LINE.
Let's do it at home.
You have your own way of doing it!
Let's eat!
It's good!
Thank you!
I'll eat the egg.
Yum!
He said it's good.
Thank you!
It's good!
He said it's good.
Thank you!
What are you doing?
Lunch is all about time.
Especially for men, it doesn't matter how it looks.
As long as it's good.
It's good!
You should sell it!
It's thick.
I can't see his face.
He's the one who made it.
I'll do it at home.
Let's move on to the next game.
What are you doing?
He's an adult.
It was more than I expected.
I'll show you how to make it.
Okay.
You don't have to buy it.
You just have to line up.
Let's do it!
It's good!
Can you get mad at me?
What?
Can you get mad at me?
I can't get mad at you.
You don't have to get mad at me.
I'll make you an angel rice.
That's good!
You love angel rice, don't you?
I'd be happy if it's easy to make.
Since it's an angel rice, it's called "han".
There's rice in it.
Of course.
You have to buy it.
You said you only had rice in it.
It's over!
I can't stand it!
You said you only had rice in it.
It took you 40 minutes.
You said you didn't have to do it.
We're not sparrows.
If we were sparrows, we'd eat it on the veranda.
It's too much work to wait 40 minutes.
I know, right?
It would be great if we could take it home separately.
By the way, I turned it around before I prepared it.
It doesn't look good.
Are you ready?
Yes, let's get started.
It's cool.
The motedo is ready.
Motegare motedo.
It's very hot.
You can't help it.
I can't help it.
Let's turn on the fire.
Do you want me to heat up the frying pan?
I'll heat it up.
Put some salt in it.
Shake the salt.
The fire is heating up.
In the meantime...
What was that?
What was that action?
It was all here, wasn't it?
This time, we don't have a rice cooker.
Is it "tenshin"?
It's "tenshin", isn't it?
"Tenshin"?
We can't help it, "tenshin"!
We have rice!
It's "motegare tenshin", isn't it?
I thought it was "suzume".
We can't help it.
Even if you don't have rice all of a sudden, if you can make it by looking at it, it's highly evaluated.
That's right.
Put some salad oil in it.
It's okay.
It's like this.
When it warms up, put some eggs in it.
Okay.
It's warming up.
Is it really warming up?
It's warming up.
It's warming up!
Eggs don't change like this.
It's warming up!
Look at it!
It's getting cold.
It's like this.
I like it when it's half-cooked.
Let's make an anko.
Is it like this?
Yes.
I'm worried.
I think it's like this.
Honestly.
Can you make it with this amount of ingredients?
I can make it.
It's like...
Huh?
Can you make it with this amount of ingredients?
You put water in it three times, didn't you?
Put some sesame oil in it.
What's this?
This is delicious.
It looks delicious.
Can I put some of it in it?
Yes.
Salt and pepper.
Seasoning.
Anko!
Is it like this?
It's wet.
It's like this.
Look at me!
Are you going to film it?
It's a video.
What kind of time is it?
There is no soy sauce at all.
Why didn't you put it in it first?
Put some soy sauce in it.
Then, I'll put it in it.
What? Already?
This is red bean.
It's red bean.
I'll put it in it.
You put some green onion in it.
I'll put some green onion in it and eat it.
Then, I'll eat it.
It's done.
It's delicious.
Wait a minute.
The judges will eat it.
It's disgusting.
Then, I'll eat it.
I'll eat it.
It's done.
Please put it on the chair.
On the chair?
One, two...
Go!
- I think I can make it better than you. - Are you serious?
- I think my omelette is better. - Yeah, if it's an omelette, mine is better.
- Then eat the omelette! - Why did you make it earlier?
- I'm not good at grammar, so I should do my best. - That's interesting.
- Don't say you're good at grammar!
- The result is... - You sound like you don't know anything!
- Seriously!
- Why are you going that far?! - This isn't the part!
- Go! - Go!